"I'm done, all right. I've had enough girls. Bottomless bread sticks only keep you at the Olive Garden for so long. Until some point you look up and say, 'Why am I at the Olive Garden with all these fat people?'" - Nick Brady, Fired Up
(about not hitting on anyone from their team) "Do not poop where you eat, remember! That's why there are no restaurants called The Bathroom!" - Nick Brady, Fired Up
(arriving at cheer camp) "I think our bus crashed and we are in heaven!" - Nick Brady, Fired Up
"I'm becoming like a fully formed person with like sensitivity and empathy! All right! I'm a person!" - Nick Brady, Fired Up
"Look at the pooper on that one! I could rest my beer on that shit!" - Nick Brady, Fired Up
(trying to pick among so many girls) "Shawn, this is why I wouldn't want to be president...there's just too many decisions to make!" - Nick Brady, Fired Up
"Wow, I never really thought of that one! Using one's true feelings to wrangle snooch! So simple!" - Nick Brady, Fired Up
(after being told he could never be president) "You say that now but George W. was a cheerleader at Yale. I bet he never thought he would be president when he was snorting coke through the skull and bones at a New Haven titty bar! You just never know Shawnzy and that is what makes America great - any idiot can be president!" - Nick Brady, Fired Up
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
"This 6th installment of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series does not disappoint. Harry and the gang are back at Hogwarts for yet another year. Harry is getting taller, Ron Weasley is becoming broad in the shoulders and Hermione Granger is showing curves in all the right places..." review of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Public Enemies
"This is a very enjoyable movie if you can get past the violence. The acting is superb with the minor exception of Christian Bale's annoying accent. Johnny Depp does it again! Just when I think he can not get any better he goes ahead and tops himself..." review of Public Enemies
Julie & Julia
"How can you top a story combining the best actress of our time with the culinary talents of one of the best cooks of the ages? What a treat to watch Streep go through her paces as she literally becomes Julia Child..." review of Julie & Julia
Angels & Demons
"If you enjoyed The Da Vinci Code you will undoubtedly enjoy this one. The film is visually pleasing with all of the shots of Rome and all that this city has to offer. It is also entertaining to see the inner workings of the Church..." review of Angels & Demons
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
"It offers action galore and a plethora of new weapons and gadgets and one accessory I would love to have, an accelerator suit! Wow! All in all, I would say that this is a 'must see' for sci-fi fans and fans of the action genre. I loved it and will probably see it again before it leaves the theaters..." review of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
"The movie is fast paced and very tense. The frenetic sound track and in your face filming all add to the excitement and tension generated by this movie. I enjoyed it just as I have enjoyed all of the movies of Denzel Washington and John Travolta..." review of The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
Star Trek
"All is well in Fatwayne's universe - Star Trek is back! And boy, it's back in a big way! I saw it today in the IMAX format and was totally blown away. I am certain that the success of this movie will spur sequels. If the films to come are anywhere near as enjoyable as this on was, we will be watching Star Trek for many years to come..." review of Star Trek
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