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Agent Simmons, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Agent Smith, Brooklyn's Finest
Aileen Crowley, Extraordinary Measures
Amelia Earhart, Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
Anna McDoogles, The Invention of Lying
Annabeth Chase, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Austin Powers, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Balthazar Blake, The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Bandit Darville, Smokey and the Bandit
Barbara 'Babs' Jansen, Animal House
Ben Selleck, The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
Benjamin Button, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Bennett (Omar Benson Miller), The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell, Old School
Big Enos, Smokey and the Bandit
Bill Django, The Men Who Stare at Goats
Bob Wilton, The Men Who Stare at Goats
Borg, Star Trek: First Contact
Borg Queen, Star Trek: First Contact
Boris Yelnikoff, Whatever Works
Bowling Alley owner, Crazy Heart
Bridget Kearns, Shutter Island
Buckley Salmon, The Lovely Bones
Buford T. Justice, Smokey and the Bandit
Cal Naughton Jr., Talladega Nights
Camerlengo Patrick McKenna, Angels & Demons
Camonetti, The Taking Of Pelham 123
Capt. Christopher Pike, Star Trek - 2009
Car Salesman, The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
Cardinal Strauss, Angels & Demons
Carlos 'Cougar' Alvarez, The Losers
Carrie the Frog, Smokey and the Bandit
Charlie Nash, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
Charlie Wax, From Paris With Love
Charon, ferryman of the River Styx, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Chef Brooks, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Chief Inspector Dryfus, The Pink Panther 2
Chiron, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher, American Pie
Christine Brown, Drag Me To Hell
Chun-Li, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
Church Congregation, Blazing Saddles
Clarence Darby, Law Abiding Citizen
Clarice Starling, Silence of the Lambs
Cledus Snow, Smokey and the Bandit
Clorette De Pasto, Animal House
Clyde Shelton, Law Abiding Citizen
Col. Hans Landa, Inglourious Basterds
Colonel Miles Quaritch, Avatar
Commanderette Zircon, Spaceballs
Connor MacManus, The Boondock Saints11: All Saints Day
Connor Mead, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Conrad Hauser, G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Cooking School Owner, Julie & Julia
Corporate Executive, Daybreakers
Daisy, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Dan, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Daniel Simpson 'D-Day' Day, Animal House
Darius Jedburgh, Edge of Darkness
Darren Shan, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Dastan, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Data, Star Trek: First Contact
Dave 'Kick-Ass' Lizewski, Kick-Ass
David Stutler, The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Dean Vernon Wormer, Animal House
Deputy Russell Clank, The Crazies
Derek Dietl, Monsters vs. Aliens
Derek Smeath, Confessions Of A Shopaholic
Derek 'The Tooth Fairy' Thompson, Tooth Fairy
Dermot Shan, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Det. Donald Bell, State of Play
Det. Maya Sunee, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
Det. Sal Procida, Brooklyn's Finest
Detective Greenly, The Boondock Saints11: All Saints Day
Dick Lewiston, The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
Don 'The Goods' Ready, The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein, Animal House
Doug Neidermeyer, Animal House
Dr. Abigail Tyler, The Fourth Kind
Dr. Alex Friedman, Race to Witch Mountain
Dr. Arliss Loveless, Wild Wild West
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D., Monsters vs. Aliens
Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Dr. Frederick Chilton, Silence of the Lambs
Dr. Jeremiah Naering, Shutter Island
Dr. John Cawley, Shutter Island
Dr. John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, Star Trek - 2009
Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke, High Anxiety
Dr. Rick Marshall, Land Of The Lost
Dr. Robert Stonehill, Extraordinary Measures
Dr. Vicktor Lillolman, High Anxiety
Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Drew, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Ebenezer Scrooge, A Christmas Carol
Eleanor of Acquitaine, Robin Hood
Eric 'Otter' Stratton, Animal House
Farmer, In the Name of the King
Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
FBI Special Agent Enice Bloom, The Boondock Saints11: All Saints Day
Felicity Shagwell, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Francois Dillinger, Youth in Revolt
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
Freddy Krueger, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010
Gallaxhar, Monsters vs. Aliens
Gambit, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Garry the Oral Sex Instructor, Old School
Gavner Purl, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
gay man at bar, Whatever Works
Gen, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
General Ashton, Terminator Salvation
General Clayton Abernathy 'Hawk', G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
General W. R. Monger, Monsters vs. Aliens
Genevieve, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
George Lanter, The Final Destination
Georgia, Smokey and the Bandit
Ghost of Christmas Present, A Christmas Carol
Gobber the Belch, How to Train Your Dragon
Governor Le Petomane, Blazing Saddles
Graham Bloomwood, Confessions Of A Shopaholic
Grandpa Gohan , Dragonball: Evolution
Granpa Gohan, Dragonball: Evolution
Gustavo Brambila, Bottle Shock
Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs
Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Hedley Lamarr, Blazing Saddles
Helicoptor pilot, A Perfect Getaway
Hershel Dalton 'Heavy Duty', G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Hibernius Tall, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, How to Train Your Dragon
Hot tub repair man, Hot Tub Time Machine
Hunt Wynorski, The Final Destination
Inspector Jacques Clouseau, The Pink Panther 2
Invisible Man, Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
J. Edgar Hoover, Public Enemies
Jack Bruno, Race to Witch Mountain
Jack Crawford, Silence of the Lambs
Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb, Silence of the Lambs
James, You Don't Mess With the Zohan
James Reese, From Paris With Love
James T. Kirk, Star Trek - 2009
Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: First Contact
Jedediah Smith, Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
Jennifer Check, Jennifer's Body
Jenny Perotti, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Jesse Braun, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010
Jibby Newsome, The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky, Animal House
John Celestine, Whatever Works
John Connor, Terminator Salvation
John Crowley, Extraordinary Measures
John Dillinger, Public Enemies
John Wraith , X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Johnny Whitefeather, Imagine That
Judge Laura Burch, Law Abiding Citizen
Judy Witwicky, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Junior Justice, Smokey and the Bandit
Kahmunrah, Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
Kayla Silverfox, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
King Cepheus, Clash of the Titans
King Konreid, In the Name of the King
King Salaman, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Kristy, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Kyle Reese, Terminator Salvation
Larry Daley, Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
Larry Hooper, The Men Who Stare at Goats
Larten Crepsley, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Lee Christmas, The Expendables
Leigh Anne Tuohy, The Blind Side
Lili Von Shtupp, Blazing Saddles
Linwood 'Pooch' Porteous, The Losers
Lionel 'Elvis' Cormac, Daybreakers
Little Enos, Smokey and the Bandit
Lloyd Christmas, Dumb and Dumber
Lord Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Lord Piccolo, Dragonball: Evolution
Louie 'The Roman', The Boondock Saints11: All Saints Day
Louis Salinger, The International
Lt. Aldo Raine, Inglourious Basterds
Luke Brandon, Confessions Of A Shopaholic
Luke Castellan, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Lyn Cassady, The Men Who Stare at Goats
Marcus Wright, Terminator Salvation
Marietta Celestine, Whatever Works
Mark Bellison, The Invention of Lying
Master Roshi, Dragonball: Evolution
Matt Campbell, The Haunting in Connecticut
Maxim Horvath, The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Medusa, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Melanie, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Melodie St. Ann Celestine, Whatever Works
Mexican Bandit, Blazing Saddles
Michael Harding, The Stepfather
Michael 'Squints' Palledorous, The Sandlot
Milla Jovovich , The Fourth Kind
Mindy 'Hit-Girl' Macready, Kick-Ass
Minister Dormandy, Pirate Radio
Mo 'Silvertongue' Folchart, Inkheart
Mr. Tiny, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Mrs. Saunders, Youth in Revolt
Murderous Hijackers, The Book of Eli
Murphy MacManus, The Boondock Saints11: All Saints Day
Napoleon Bonaparte, Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
Needy Lesnicky, Jennifer's Body
News Reporter, Monsters vs. Aliens
Newscaster's voiceover, Surrogates
Nick O'Bannon, The Final Destination
Nick Rice, Law Abiding Citizen
Nick Webber, Hot Tub Time Machine
Noah 'Il Duce' MacManus, The Boondock Saints11: All Saints Day
Norick, In the Name of the King
Number Two, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Officer Eddie Dugan, Brooklyn's Finest
Olson Johnson, Blazing Saddles
Optimus Prime, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Oswald Klaven, I Love You, Man
Paddy O'Brien, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Paul, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Paul Blart, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Paxton Harding, The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Persephone, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
PointCorp Insider, State of Play
Police Officer, Sherlock Holmes
Police processing officer , Brooklyn's Finest
President Hathaway, Monsters vs. Aliens
Prince Dastan, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Prince Tus, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Princess Tamina, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Prof. Dave Jennings, Animal House
Professor Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Professor Horace Slughorn, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Professor Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Prospective Recruit, MacGruber
Randy 'The Ram' Robinson, The Wrestler
Rebecca, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Rebecca Bloomwood, Confessions Of A Shopaholic
Rep. George Fergus, State of Play
Reverend Johnson, Blazing Saddles
Reverend Popescu, The Haunting in Connecticut
Rex Lewis, G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Robbie Klaven, I Love You, Man
Robert Langdon, Angels & Demons
Romulan Officer, Star Trek - 2009
Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Ron Witwicky, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Ronnie Barnhardt, Observe and Report
Ronnie's Boss, Observe and Report
Ryder, The Taking Of Pelham 123
Sabretooth - Victor Creed, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Sara Campbell, The Haunting in Connecticut
Scientist, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Scott Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Scott Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Shaun San Dena, Drag Me To Hell
Sheeni Saunders, Youth in Revolt
Sheik Amar, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Sheriff David Dutton, The Crazies
Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Skeeter Bronson, Bedtime Stories
Skynet computer, Terminator Salvation
Soldier, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Special Agent George Aiken, 12 Rounds
Special Agent Ray Santiago, 12 Rounds
Steven Leonard , Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Stoick the Vast, How to Train Your Dragon
Storm Shadow, G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Susan 'Ginormica' Murphy, Monsters vs. Aliens
Susie Salmon , The Lovely Bones
Terrence McDonagh, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
The Baroness, G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
The Missing Link, Monsters vs. Aliens
Thomas Craven, Edge of Darkness
Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Uncle Russell, Death at a Funeral
Uncle Wayne, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
various patients , The Fourth Kind
Victoria Brisbane, High Anxiety
Vittoria Vetra, Angels & Demons
Voice of Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek - 2009
Voiceover, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Voiceover, The Boondock Saints11: All Saints Day
Vonda Volkom, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Wallace 'Ripcord' Weems, G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Walter Garber, The Taking Of Pelham 123
Wendy, The Haunting in Connecticut
Wendy Murphy, Monsters vs. Aliens
Wheelie, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Wilbur Grey, Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
Wilhem Wexler, The International
Will Riker, Star Trek: First Contact
Will Stanton, Land Of The Lost
William Stryker, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Wolverine, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Worf, Star Trek: First Contact
Young Guy, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010
Zack, Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Zohan, You Don't Mess With the Zohan
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