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A Corporate Executive, Daybreakers
A soldier, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Agent Simmons, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Alice Cullen (vampire), New Moon
Amelia Earhart, Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
Anna McDoogles, The Invention of Lying
Assassin (Nikolai Lie Kass), Angels & Demons
Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
B.O.B. (v.o. Seth Rogen), Monsters vs. Aliens
Baines (Laurence Fishburne), Armored
Bandit Darville, Smokey and the Bandit
Barbara 'Babs' Jansen, Animal House
Belle (Robin Wright Penn), A Christmas Carol
Ben Selleck, The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
Benjamin Button, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell, Old School
Big Enos, Smokey and the Bandit
Bill Django, The Men Who Stare at Goats
Bob Wilton, The Men Who Stare at Goats
Borg, Star Trek: First Contact
Borg Queen, Star Trek: First Contact
Boris Yelnikoff, Whatever Works
Brandi (Anna Faris), Observe and Report
Brenda (Esther's classmate), Orphan
Buckley Salmon, The Lovely Bones
Buford T. Justice, Smokey and the Bandit
Cal Naughton, Jr., Talladega Nights
Camerlengo Patrick McKenna, Angels & Demons
Camonetti (John Turturro), The Taking Of Pelham 123
Capt. Christopher Pike, Star Trek - 2009
Cardinal Strauss, Angels & Demons
Carnegie (Gary Oldman), The Book of Eli
Carrie the "Frog", Smokey and the Bandit
Charlie (Adrianne Palicki), Legion
Charlie (John Travolta), Old Dogs
Charlie Nash, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
Chef Brooks, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Chief Inspector Dryfus, The Pink Panther 2
Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher, American Pie
Christine Brown, Drag Me To Hell
Chun-Li, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
Church Congregation, Blazing Saddles
Clarence Darby, Law Abiding Citizen
Clarice Starling, Silence of the Lambs
Claudia (Jennifer Beals), The Book of Eli
Cledus Snow, Smokey and the Bandit
Cleo (Marley Shelton), A Perfect Getaway
Cliff (Steve Zahn), A Perfect Getaway
Clorette De Pasto, Animal House
Clyde Shelton, Law Abiding Citizen
Col. Hans Landa, Inglourious Basterds
Colonel Miles Quaritch, Avatar
Columbus (Jesse Esenberg), Zombieland
Commanderette Zircon, Spaceballs
Computer (v.o. Amy Poehler), Monsters vs. Aliens
Connor MacManus, The Boondock Saints11: All Saints Day
Connor Mead, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Conrad Hauser (Duke), G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Cooking School Owner, Julie & Julia
Daisy, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Dan (Geoff Stults), I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Dan (Robin Williams), Old Dogs
Daniel Simpson 'D-Day' Day, Animal House
Darren Shan, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Data, Star Trek: First Contact
Dean Vernon Wormer, Animal House
Declan (Matthew Goode), Leap Year
Delfy (Columbus Short), Whiteout
Derek Dietl, Monsters vs. Aliens
Derek Smeath, Confessions Of A Shopaholic
Dermot Shan, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Det. Donald Bell, State of Play
Det. Maya Sunee, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
Detective Greenly, The Boondock Saints11: All Saints Day
Dick Lewiston, The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
Don 'The Goods' Ready, The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein, Animal House
Doug Neidermeyer, Animal House
Dr. Abigail Tyler, The Fourth Kind
Dr. Alex Friedman, Race to Witch Mountain
Dr. Arliss Loveless, Wild Wild West
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D., Monsters vs. Aliens
Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Dr. Frederick Chilton, Silence of the Lambs
Dr. John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, Star Trek - 2009
Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke, High Anxiety
Dr. Rick Marshall, Land Of The Lost
Dr. Vicktor Lillolman, High Anxiety
Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Drew (Jesse Bradford), I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Ebenezer Scrooge, A Christmas Carol
Eli (Denzel Washington), The Book of Eli
Enik (John Boylan), Land Of The Lost
Eric 'Otter' Stratton, Animal House
Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
FBI Special Agent Enice Bloom, The Boondock Saints11: All Saints Day
Felicity Shagwell, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Francois Dillinger, Youth in Revolt
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
Gabriel, the archangel, Legion
Gallaxhar, Monsters vs. Aliens
Gambit - Remy LeBeau, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor, Old School
Gator (Jareb Dauplaise) , My Life In Ruins
Gavin, the star DJ, Pirate Radio
Gavner Purl, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
gay man at bar, Whatever Works
Gen, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
General Ashton, Terminator Salvation
General Clayton Abernathy (Hawk), G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
General Clayton Abernathy / Hawk, G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
General W. R. Monger, Monsters vs. Aliens
Genevieve (Jennifer Coolidge), Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
George Lanter, The Final Destination
Georgia (Nia Vardalos), My Life In Ruins
Georgia State Trooper, Smokey and the Bandit
Gina (Kiele Sanchez), A Perfect Getaway
Governor Le Petomane, Blazing Saddles
Graham Bloomwood, Confessions Of A Shopaholic
Grandma Annie (Gammy), The Proposal
Grandpa Gohan , Dragonball: Evolution
Granpa Gohan, Dragonball: Evolution
Greg (Louis C.K.), The Invention of Lying
Gustavo Brambila, Bottle Shock
Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs
Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Hedley Lamarr, Blazing Saddles
Helicoptor pilot, A Perfect Getaway
Hershel Dalton (Heavy Duty), G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Hibernius Tall, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Holly (Nikki SooHoo), The Lovely Bones
Hunt Wynorski, The Final Destination
Inspector Jacques Clouseau, The Pink Panther 2
Invisible Man, Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
J. Edgar Hoover, Public Enemies
Jack Bruno, Race to Witch Mountain
Jack Crawford, Silence of the Lambs
Jade (Heather Graham), The Hangover
Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb, Silence of the Lambs
James, You Don't Mess With the Zohan
James T. Kirk, Star Trek - 2009
Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: First Contact
Jedediah Smith, Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
Jennifer Check, Jennifer's Body
Jenny Perotti, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Jibby Newsome, The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
Joanne (Mary Kay Place), It's Complicated
Joel - Adventureland, Adventureland
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky, Animal House
John Celestine, Whatever Works
John Connor, Terminator Salvation
John Dillinger, Public Enemies
John Wraith , X-Men Origins: Wolverine
John, the station's newsreader, Pirate Radio
Johnny Whitefeather, Imagine That
Judge Laura Burch, Law Abiding Citizen
Judy Witwicky, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Junior Justice, Smokey and the Bandit
Kahmunrah, Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
Kayla Silverfox, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
King Konreid, In the Name of the King
Kristy (Keri Lynn Pratt), I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Kyle Reese, Terminator Salvation
Larry Daley, Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
Larry Hooper, The Men Who Stare at Goats
Larten Crepsley, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Leigh Anne Tuohy, The Blind Side
Lili Von Shtupp, Blazing Saddles
Lionel 'Elvis' Cormac, Daybreakers
Little Enos, Smokey and the Bandit
Lloyd Christmas, Dumb and Dumber
Lord Blackwood, Sherlock Holmes
Lord Piccolo, Dragonball: Evolution
Louie aka 'The Roman', The Boondock Saints11: All Saints Day
Louis Salinger, The International
Lt. Aldo Raine, Inglourious Basterds
Luke Brandon, Confessions Of A Shopaholic
Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Lyn Cassady, The Men Who Stare at Goats
Maggie O'Donnell's friend, 17 Again
Marc (Brian Palermo), My Life In Ruins
Marcus Wright, Terminator Salvation
Marietta Celestine, Whatever Works
Mark (Craig Kilborn), Old School
Mark Bellison, The Invention of Lying
Master Roshi, Dragonball: Evolution
Matt Campbell, The Haunting in Connecticut
Melanie (Noureen DeWulf), Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Melodie St. Ann Celestine, Whatever Works
Mexican Bandit, Blazing Saddles
Michael Harding, The Stepfather
Michael 'Squints' Palledorous, The Sandlot
Michael, the archangel, Legion
Milla Jovovich , The Fourth Kind
Minister Dormandy, Pirate Radio
Mo 'Silvertongue' Folchart, Inkheart
Mom (Celia Weston), Observe and Report
Mr. Tiny, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Mrs. Crenshaw (house mother), Sorority Row
Mrs. Ganush (Lorna Raver), Drag Me To Hell
Mrs. Saunders, Youth in Revolt
Murderous hijackers, The Book of Eli
Murphy MacManus, The Boondock Saints11: All Saints Day
Naomi (Nicole Sullivan), 17 Again
Napoleon Bonaparte, Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
Nathaniel Ayers mother, The Soloist
Needy Lesnicky, Jennifer's Body
Nell (Collette Wolfe), Observe and Report
Nero (Eric Bana), Star Trek - 2009
News Reporter, Monsters vs. Aliens
Newscaster's voiceover, Surrogates
Nick (Timothy Olyphant), A Perfect Getaway
Nick O'Bannon, The Final Destination
Nick Rice, Law Abiding Citizen
Noah MacManus aka 'Il Duce', The Boondock Saints11: All Saints Day
Norick, In the Name of the King
Number Two, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
old dying man (Robert Duvall), The Road
Olson Johnson, Blazing Saddles
Optimus Prime, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Oswald Klaven, I Love You, Man
Paddy O'Brien, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Patrick (Matthew Humphreys), Obsessed
Paul (Brecklin Meyer), Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Paul Blart, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Paxton Harding, The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
PointCorp Insider, State of Play
Police Officer, Sherlock Holmes
Poupi (Alexis Georgoulis) , My Life In Ruins
President Hathaway, Monsters vs. Aliens
Prof. Dave Jennings, Animal House
Professor Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Professor Horace Slughorn, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Professor Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Quentin (Bill Nighy), Pirate Radio
Randy 'The Ram' Robinson, The Wrestler
Rebecca (Jessica Carlson), Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Rebecca Bloomwood, Confessions Of A Shopaholic
Rep. George Fergus, State of Play
Reverend Johnson, Blazing Saddles
Reverend Popescu, The Haunting in Connecticut
Rex Lewis (The Doctor), G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Robbie Klaven, I Love You, Man
Robert Langdon, Angels & Demons
Romulan Officer, Star Trek - 2009
Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Ron Witwicky, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Ronnie Barnhardt, Observe and Report
Ronnie's Boss, Observe and Report
Ryder (John Travolta), The Taking Of Pelham 123
Sabretooth - Victor Creed, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Sara Campbell, The Haunting in Connecticut
Sarek (Ben Cross), Star Trek - 2009
Scientist -X-Men Origins, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Scott Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Scotty (Simon Pegg), Star Trek - 2009
Sharon (Beyonce Knowles), Obsessed
Shaun San Dena, Drag Me To Hell
Sheeni Saunders, Youth in Revolt
Shepard (Norman Reedus), Pandorum
Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Skeeter Bronson, Bedtime Stories
Skynet computer, Terminator Salvation
Special Agent George Aiken, 12 Rounds
Special Agent Ray Santiago, 12 Rounds
Spock (Zachary Quinto), Star Trek - 2009
Steven Leonard , Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Storm Shadow, G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Susan Murphy (Ginormica), Monsters vs. Aliens
Susie Salmon , The Lovely Bones
Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson), Zombieland
Teddy (the car salesman), The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
Terrence McDonagh, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
The Baroness, G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
the Boy (Kodi Smit-McPhee), The Road
The bride at her wedding, Leap Year
The Count (Philip Seymour Hoffman), Pirate Radio
The Ghost of Christmas Present, A Christmas Carol
the Man (Viggo Mortensen), The Road
The Mayor (Viola Davis), Law Abiding Citizen
The Missing Link, Monsters vs. Aliens
Todd (Evan's assistant), Imagine That
Tommy (Corey Johnson), The Fourth Kind
Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Tuohy's cousin Bobby, The Blind Side
Uncle Wayne, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
various patients , The Fourth Kind
Victoria Brisbane, High Anxiety
Vittoria Vetra, Angels & Demons
Voice of Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek - 2009
Voiceover, The Boondock Saints11: All Saints Day
Vonda Volkom, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Wallace Weems (Ripcord), G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Walter Garber, The Taking Of Pelham 123
Wedding Singer (Dan Finnerty), Old School
Wendy, The Haunting in Connecticut
Wendy Murphy, Monsters vs. Aliens
Wheelie (small decepticon robot), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Wilbur Grey, Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
Wilhem Wexler, The International
Will Riker, Star Trek: First Contact
Will Stanton, Land Of The Lost
William Stryker, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Wolverine - Logan, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Worf, Star Trek: First Contact
Zack, Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Zohan, You Don't Mess With the Zohan
DVD Wish List
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
"This 6th installment of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series does not disappoint. Harry and the gang are back at Hogwarts for yet another year. Harry is getting taller, Ron Weasley is becoming broad in the shoulders and Hermione Granger is showing curves in all the right places..." review of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Public Enemies
"This is a very enjoyable movie if you can get past the violence. The acting is superb with the minor exception of Christian Bale's annoying accent. Johnny Depp does it again! Just when I think he can not get any better he goes ahead and tops himself..." review of Public Enemies
Julie & Julia
"How can you top a story combining the best actress of our time with the culinary talents of one of the best cooks of the ages? What a treat to watch Streep go through her paces as she literally becomes Julia Child..." review of Julie & Julia
Angels & Demons
"If you enjoyed The Da Vinci Code you will undoubtedly enjoy this one. The film is visually pleasing with all of the shots of Rome and all that this city has to offer. It is also entertaining to see the inner workings of the Church..." review of Angels & Demons
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
"It offers action galore and a plethora of new weapons and gadgets and one accessory I would love to have, an accelerator suit! Wow! All in all, I would say that this is a 'must see' for sci-fi fans and fans of the action genre. I loved it and will probably see it again before it leaves the theaters..." review of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
"The movie is fast paced and very tense. The frenetic sound track and in your face filming all add to the excitement and tension generated by this movie. I enjoyed it just as I have enjoyed all of the movies of Denzel Washington and John Travolta..." review of The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
Star Trek
"All is well in Fatwayne's universe - Star Trek is back! And boy, it's back in a big way! I saw it today in the IMAX format and was totally blown away. I am certain that the success of this movie will spur sequels. If the films to come are anywhere near as enjoyable as this on was, we will be watching Star Trek for many years to come..." review of Star Trek
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