(Duke asks Gen. Hawk what kind of unit he leads)
Technically, G.I. Joe does not exist. If it did, it would be comprised of the top men and women from the best military units in the world, the alpha dogs. When all else fails, we don't.
- General Clayton Abernathy (Hawk), G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
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"This 6th installment of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series does not disappoint. Harry and the gang are back at Hogwarts for yet another year. Harry is getting taller, Ron Weasley is becoming broad in the shoulders and Hermione Granger is showing curves in all the right places..." review of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
"It offers action galore and a plethora of new weapons and gadgets and one accessory I would love to have, an accelerator suit! Wow! All in all, I would say that this is a 'must see' for sci-fi fans and fans of the action genre. I loved it and will probably see it again before it leaves the theaters..." review of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
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